sometimes you get a little bored with second life.. and you want to branch out, maybe find new worlds and new adventures… some turn to WoW.. some turn to IMVU.. but today i decided to try a random place i saw on a banner ad when i was playing a puzzle game on gaiaonline.com.
let me introduce you to missbimbo.com!

in missbimbo.com your goal is to become QUEEN BIMBO OMGkladsfasdksjflakfjdj!!!!!! it sounds easy but it’s really not. you have to get your parents permission to sign up, mine said no, but i made an account anyway 😉

you start out cold, almost naked, and friendless.. it’s kinda like second life. unlike second life you start out with 1k bimbo dollars to make yourself more um… bimbo-tastic. its tempting to go on a little shopping spree because of course.. this default avatar girl will not do.
browsing the shops i noticed that you can buy all kinds of things.. even drugs!

and of course i was very shocked when i realize they just had to be spying on me some how! as they knew that i lived with my parents!

this game will also help teach your young daughter (or son) how to be a gold digger when they are old enough to have a boyfriend 😀

gee i hope someday i can find a handsome hottie boyfriend who will give me money every day just because he loves me! *bats eyelashes at lucas*
the site also has games where you can earn iq and bimbo dollars but i found this wordgame to be pretty tough!

wtf is a “lasket”???
and this is where i get off…

after denoobing myself, i soon realized that this world was just too expensive.. and my mom wouldn’t buy me more bimbo dollars so i will never be queen of the bimbos… 🙁